Traveling Satirist Prints

'Then, to stop the spread, they burned the village and sent me home.'

Physician tending a mummy.

Airport Security.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Didn't you just say that?"

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

Public footpath on a desert island.

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

"Well, we did book the Grill Suite I suppose."

The little engine that delegated

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

The leaning tower of Pizza.

Alabama Traffic Jam

Macho Vegetarian

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'