Traveling Beer Enthusiasts Pillows

'Why pay the airline $7.00 for a beer, when I can get a drone to deliver 6 for the same price?'

"This place has the best happy hour."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Fish hunting for men.

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Best Before 5th Pint.

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Beer Stall

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Snowmobull

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

Beers

'Man...You age great!'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'