Traveling Angels Mugs

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"