Traveler On Alert Prints

Airport Security Scanner Sees More Than You Think

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Airplane Mode.

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

Injured backpacker.

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'

"A large donation usually calms him down."

"I always like to have plenty of 'walking around' nuts."

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

"I learned how to pack small. I bought Brad a big suitcase."

"I just remembered... I forgot to turn off the sink."

"Frankly, I've about had it with air travel."

'I went with a tour group to Europe, and they dumped me in Spain.'

Uh oh. What if someone on the flight wears their unlucky underwear?!

'Those new airport scanners can see through clothes!'

'Would you mind holding my hand Jim? The truth is, I'm deathly afraid of flying.'

At Travel Agent - "We're interested in a no-diarrhea itinery."

Product Recall (aeroplane)

'It says, 'Get back on the tour bus'.'

Showing a little leg wasn't getting him anywhere.

"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"

Never choose a vacation spot by its posters.

Man is mugged in the snow and then mugged again by the same person when on holiday.

Scared as Hell Airlines.

'Another one of your screw-ups! You were supposed to get us a rental car!'

'The good news is the airline was trying to skimp on fuel, and no terrorists were involved.'t

'This bargain break isn't what I expected, dear.'

'About this trip to the Amazon jungle...I want my money back!'