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Scenic Rout

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Late BroomStick

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Unrest Area.

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

Famous Optical Illusions!

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

"Is there a problem officer?"

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

"They said whatever you left in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas."

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'

"A large donation usually calms him down."

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

"I was sick - sick in Hawaii."

'No sir, we're not boarding a flight. My teacher just needs to check my homework in my my dog Sam here, if it wouldn't be too much trouble.'

Snowman Magic

Scarecrow Directions

'Sometimes the walls move...'

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

A small fish's unnatural protection against predatory birds.

"I learned how to pack small. I bought Brad a big suitcase."

The Last of the Passenger Pigeons

'Those new airport scanners can see through clothes!'

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

Hand Rabbit

A magician sees his suitcase with swords in it on the luggage conveyor belt.

Perspective Repair

'Nope! Wrong again! Let's try it again... around and around... now which cup is your nitroglycerin tablet under?'

Showing a little leg wasn't getting him anywhere.

"See, Kevin ... I told you you'd be too scary if you go trick or treating as a dentist!"

Oh, hey, want me to take that?