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Rocker boots go through airport security

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

Italica

Tina Turner

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Johnny Winter.

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

Disease-y Top

Rod Stewart

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

Santa Metal Claus

'Check out this funny-shaped rock!'

"That rock looks a bit like you, dad!"

'This next song is about oil. Then again, isn't everything?'

"Here's a little song I wrote in prison. Actually, I was at Motor Vehicle renewing my license, but it SEEMED like prison."

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

'Rock and roll's so middle class nowadays.'

'I think I prefer it where it was.'

Rock gods.