Travel Stories Mugs

'Are we there yet?'

What brings you to Canada? None of your beeswax. Border. Business, pleasure, asylum or melodrama? Huh? Our newest category. Donald Trump eats kittens! Ashton Kutcher. Melodrama, next!

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

Airplane food

I love Museum Shops

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

"You finished with your peanuts?"

Snake Charming

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

"This next song is about a trip to Vermont. It's called 'This is the whitest state I've ever seen—wow!'"

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

Animal immigration

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

"Excuse me... I think you're in my seat."

"Flight time is approximately 3 seconds and - I won't lie to you folks - it's a bit choppy up there."

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

The aviation experts come out to play

'No we are not there yet, we're just leaving our drive!'

"Who wants to go first?"

"Loved Jamaica!"

'...so then I said 'your camera is stealing my soul' and he said 'I'm so sorry - how can I possibly repay you?''

Monster Souvenir

Caravan and Humpback Bridge

'You don't look like your passport photo.'

"Excuse me, I just need to raise my arms and expose my bare stomach within about three-quarters of an inch from your face."

Traveling abroad from Cuba...