Quirky Travel Stories Mugs

"Yeah, I found a pizza shop that delivers."

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Giant Monster in Bath

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

'You are here' sign on desert island.

"Do you actually trust that thing?"

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

"I'm sure they said fourteen days quarantine."

"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"

'I can't talk... I'm in the quiet carriage.' - '3...2...1...' - 'What? I can't hear you... you're breaking up...' - 'Brace! Brace!' - 'I said 'I'm in the quiet carriage'!!!' - 'Irony crash.'

"The kitchen sink. . . actually I DID pack it, it's the one over there on the left."

What brings you to Canada? None of your beeswax. Border. Business, pleasure, asylum or melodrama? Huh? Our newest category. Donald Trump eats kittens! Ashton Kutcher. Melodrama, next!

Seagulls landing

"Did we ask for a heart-shaped tub?"

Gondolier Hat

"I hardly fly anymore. The emotional baggage fees were killing me."

'Thet're alright if you don't mind Caharlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

"Well, me and my mobile igloo are off to Florida for the winter."

'How do roosters in the land of the rising sun get any rest?'

Mt Rushmore south side viewing platform

Clown hitchhikes to circus

I'm sorry, sir, the body scanner doesn't work at the moment. Would you please undress and lie down here?'

'Have I told you about my experience in Korea?'

Joe's Weird and Goofy Travel: 'I want to walk backward across China and Tibet.'

'Well, occasionally it is good to see team members outside the office.'

The B&B's are all full, but we have managed to find you a field!

Last chance to tell your bomb joke

Who the Heck is That?! - Find out 50?.

A couple riding a large tortoise

Children welcome in a hotel (as long as they're grown up).

'We would like to tour the great clothing manufacturers of China!'

"She said Africa was a life-changing experience, but I haven't noticed any change."