Travel Snapper Pillows

Un-Cover Your Lens.

Photographer.

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

Leaning Tower of Pisa

Vacation Bus Photo

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

"I can't stop it, so I may as well try to cash in on the tourism boom..."

Excess Baggage: Take lots of photos on your cruise so you can show folks what you looked like before you gained those 20 pounds.

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

'What a bargain!'

'Wow ... Mother Nature is almost as good as Instagram.'

"My husband's a lawyer. He's always losing cases."

Bashful Royal Guard

Stonehenge Imitation

M.D. We call it "MySpace Wrist." Stop taking pictures of yourself.

"Not yet, wait until he faints."

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

"Do you have a seat in business with a view of economy?"

Your Eyesore Here.

You are here.

'My family's eyes are all blue! You had the camera setting on red out!'

"Selfie"? What's a "selfie"?

'Alright, gentlemen, I think we'll dispense with 'cheese'...'

'Sometimes I wish I hadn't bought you that stupid camera for Christmas!'

Woman tells man with camera: 'I can't say 'cheese' because I'm lactose intolerant.'

People at airport look at information board showing strike action and union membership cancelled.

#Elfies

"Scoot in a little closer, Larry! . . . Closer! That's it!"

The Evolution of fish

'When I pounce, get a photo.'

'This camera can't take panoramas.'

"It's a smart watch."

Easter Island Candles.