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Excess Baggage: For many folks, the best part of a vacation is the 'Getting Ready'.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Easter Island legs

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Fight or Flight

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Walking Luggage.

'Are we there yet?'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

The World's Easiest Airport

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Tourists in Egypt

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"