Travel Narrative Fan Prints

"In America, the streets are paved with gold. And everything else is stuffed with cheese and bacon."

The Fourth Little Pig

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

Moby Dick

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Airplane food

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

Ask A Silly Question.

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

Thomas Keneally

Airport

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

Romulus and Remus

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

"I can write, but I can't draw."

"This next song is about a trip to Vermont. It's called 'This is the whitest state I've ever seen—wow!'"

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

God's Double Whammy.