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"We'd like to get away from it all, but stay within walking distance to a 'Starbucks'."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

The experienced backpacker.

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

"Not to mention the park view."

Typewriters and Laptops.

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

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'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

Recession - A Zen Mindfulness Retreat

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

CHEZ MOI - formerly CHEZ NOUS

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

High Tech/Low Tech.

"I need a teeny tiny handbag so I don't have to stow away my husband's wallet, phone and reading glasses."

Noah's Arc "And that's when I realized I had two of everything I needed, right in front of me, this whole time."

"Do you have this in a flat brown sandal?"

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Excess Baggage: People will do almost anything to avoid paying those fees for checked baggage.

"I'm going off the grid with the option of grid-binging whenever I want."

"I think investors have been a bit concerned about these tiny 'microflats' we're converting."

"Anywhere that doesn't have tvs, computers, radios, ipods,cell phones or video games."

"Say something. I forget what you sound like."

"I think my filing cabinet is a little more practical."

I've got no cell phone, no computer, no grumbling wife, no stupid boss. Feel free to envy me.

'I can hear it ringing, so my new super mini-maxi phone must be here somewhere...'

STRIP Hambone: Neddle-less christmas tree screen saver

"All I have is tofu."