Travel Horror Story Enthusiast Pillows

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

"You finished with your peanuts?"

'You complete me.'

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

Animal immigration

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

Vampire Family Photos...

'No we are not there yet, we're just leaving our drive!'

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

"Don't miss a single word, Edgar. I am not going to dictate this poem again: once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary..."

"Back at work and ready to go-get-'em after a two-week vacation at O'Hare."

BMX riding in Bavaria

Tourists

"That was Hadrian's wall. Now here we are crashing into the Great Wall of China."

'For the benefit of the passenger who joined the train at Watford Junction, this is the non-stop London to Birmingham High-Speed service.'

'At last! Your boomerang has finally returned.'

'That one? Alright, I'll send Igor to collect her.'

"In America, the streets are paved with gold. And everything else is stuffed with cheese and bacon."

'At last Igor finds a body with the appropriate consent form.'

Don't disturb yourself, mum; there's nothing in it that'll smash.

The Headless Horseman's Traumatic Childhood

Mrs. Gummidge casts a damp on our departure

A Headless Horseman at a Scout Camp

We apologise for the mix-up! Normal service will resume soon!

"I just barely managed to escape from a tribe of mad cannibals!"

Frankenstein opens door to be given an ASBO

This definitely qualifies as a holiday from hell.

'...and as the farmer invited the cow for dinner she happily said 'Yes!'. Since this day, the cow never has been seen...'

"Thanks - it was so fabulously regional. I mean, I can't close my eyes without seeing fajitas and Georgia O'Keeffe."

"The peep was so cute they wanted to eat him up. And they did... head first."