Transylvania Dreamers Pillows

Transylvanian Snails.

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

John Woodvine

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

What Europeans really think: 'Why waste fuel on transatlantic flights? Drill a hole to Jersey city.'

Radioactive Spider Bite - The Real Story

"To be or not to have been...no, that won't do. To be or not to be, that is the conundrum. Hmmm..."

Hibernation Clock.

"Notice the quintessential aroma of Tuscany in this impressive little vintner we picked up in Italy."

"I told you everyone was moving out of the city!"

"This happy breed of men, this little world, this blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this east end of Long Island!"

'Philip had the air of one who lived a life totally devoted to the pursuit of excess...'

"I'm a mad scientist who developed a weapon to rule the world, but I don't do the crazy 'moohaha' laugh because I'm afraid of being discovered and beaten up by a superhero."

Entering Shangri-La - Pollution Alert Level: Severe, Jobless Rate:50%, Flood Danger: High, Radioactivity Level: Extreme, Road Conditions: Dangerous.

Heart of Darkness

'I think I just invented 'Rock 'n Roll'.'

Celebrity anagrams: I'm a rock child me (Answer: Charlie Dimmock)

"I want something that expresses my capacity to create a utopian place where thought and nature can be reconciled through paralysis and ossification!"

"Hey, Robinson Crusoe! Taking the laundry to mommy? Wow, you sure know how to 'rough it'! Haha!!" "Just ignore them." "Can you bring us back some of her blueberry pie? Ha!"

"Welcome aboard. We have no government, so there are no taxes."

Man selling 'Maps to Stars for $5.00' next to lady selling 'Maps to People with 15 Minutes of Fame for 50 Cents'.

'Okay buddy, we're taking this van to Transylvania.'

King Kong yelling for the 'Elevator!' on top of the Empire State Building

'Now remember: upon completion, we do NOT offer the Count a free set of bathroom mirrors!'

Covid Secure Olympics

"We're staying home."

Shangri-blah

'I want a sky box.'

Tattoos & super powers removed

'Hey! You wished for the ability to run like a jackrabbit. Next time, be more specific.'

"To be honest I thought it would be more intimidating..."