Transporter Pillows

"Must you go 'beep beep beep' every time you back up?"

Thru versus Through Traffic

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Late BroomStick

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Thank you, Essential Workers

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

Touring Cyclist

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Airliner

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

Bicycle Sidecar.

A doorman fires a gun into the air.