Transporter Mugs

"Must you go 'beep beep beep' every time you back up?"

Thru versus Through Traffic

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Late BroomStick

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Thank you, Essential Workers

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Coexist. Coexhaust.

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Touring Cyclist

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

'Follow that cab!'

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

Airliner

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

Caution, Student Self-Driver