Transportation Puzzle Lover Pillows

Train

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

Replacement Bus Spotters.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

S**t Creek Halt

Planes, Trains, Automobiles, Zeppelins.

They Always Say That

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

Hackney-Coach Stands

This was one way to get to the Fringe festival!

How do fish get to work?

"How much if I pedal?"

One Man and Two Trucks

'Most of all, I want a long-term highway bill.'

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

"Sod U OK!?"

"Sorry. I was expecting the lady. I can see you're busy. I'll call sometime. We'll do lunch."

Word problems in math class.

'What did I tell you? - It's time to invent traffic laws.'

The happy union of rail and trucking.

"Interesting concept. Have you thought about using fossil fuels?"

"I was caught by the speed trap several times, then they took away my licence because I was drunk and crashed into five police cars. That was the end of my truck driver career. Luckily I found a new job!"

'Is this the narrow gauge track or a standard gauge track?'

'You'd never make it as a train driver - how about replacement bus service driver?''

'These new bendy wagons will be handy when pulling em into a circle.'

Rubik's Cubicle.

'Today man can do anything that birds can do.'

Early traffic survey

A horse driving a sports car tows an Amish buggy.

Testing the speed of light in a hand-held vacuum.

'Where has he been so long?'

Two school buses are parked beside one another; one reads "De Facto" while the other reads "De Jure".