Quirky Transportation Enthusiast Pillows

Personal Rider Taxi

A horse driving a sports car tows an Amish buggy.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

"Herb's from Texas."

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

Planes, Trains, Automobiles, Zeppelins.

S**t Creek Halt

They Always Say That

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

This was one way to get to the Fringe festival!

Hackney-Coach Stands

How do fish get to work?

"How much if I pedal?"

One Man and Two Trucks

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

'Most of all, I want a long-term highway bill.'

'What did I tell you? - It's time to invent traffic laws.'

The happy union of rail and trucking.

"Interesting concept. Have you thought about using fossil fuels?"

'Today man can do anything that birds can do.'

"I was caught by the speed trap several times, then they took away my licence because I was drunk and crashed into five police cars. That was the end of my truck driver career. Luckily I found a new job!"

'These new bendy wagons will be handy when pulling em into a circle.'

'You'd never make it as a train driver - how about replacement bus service driver?''

'Is this the narrow gauge track or a standard gauge track?'

'Where has he been so long?'

Two school buses are parked beside one another; one reads "De Facto" while the other reads "De Jure".

'Just what we need - mass transit.'

Meal on Wheel

'The only reason I bring my bike on the train is to get a seat!'

"Scuber?"

Railway accidents

Clowns carry out railway line maintenance.