Transportation Challenges Pillows

Cycling with a harp case

Thru versus Through Traffic

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Late BroomStick

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

Touring Cyclist

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Tic-tac-toe

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

Airliner

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."