Transportation Challenges Mugs

Cycling with a harp case

Thru versus Through Traffic

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Late BroomStick

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Touring Cyclist

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Is Driving Doomed?

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

Tic-tac-toe

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

'Follow that cab!'

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

Airliner

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."