Transition To Traditional School Pillows

"Exactly how long were you home schooled?"

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

"I'll go back to school if you go back to the office."

'Shouldn't we spend a little time on the ARTS?'

Covid and Restarting School

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

The lesser of two evils.

Don't you hate...

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

"Welcome."

'How could you flunk multiplication?'

"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

'I did my homework on my computer and before I could print it, it crashed.'

High School

'Me, I'm home-schooled: Getting to and from school was taking too much of my time...'

'You're being evacuated to a better catchment area.'

Private School Interview - 'How much do your parents weigh?'

"Try to fit in, Dear."

"I attribute most of my problems in the third grade to the media."

They were right. Life did get better after middle school.

'Do I have to enter a plea?'

"No, Kevin, it won't work to select one sentence and paste it 49 times."

'You are new here, aren't you?'

"You're not from around here...are you?"

'Talk about being scared straight...I just found out that being held back a grade is not an urban myth.'