Transition To Romantic Relationship Pillows

'Zowie! I guess this puts the quits to our platonic relationship!'

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Sexual chemistry set

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"Boy, I'd love to meet you sometime off leash."

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

Planned Parenthood: Not Tonight Dear. I Have a Headache.

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

Still Lives: 'What's wrong, don't you love me anymore?'

'I'm falling in love with Eddie... he has the most beautiful biggest organ ever!'

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

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"She won't be long, I'm just putting her face on."

I couldn't resist his pickup line. He said he had a job.

"You're not married, are you, sweetie?"