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End of Mask Use

The fate of the emigrant

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

Mimi's final scene

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

"I find wearing a mask helps."

"It's a coming-of-middle-age story."

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

Doubt or Certainy

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

"Don't worry, he's improving. We'll have him up and cursing the government again."

"The kids - Prince Englebert and Princess Felicia - would like us to move into the olde monarchs' home."

Pubertry

"You have reached the Office of Status Quo. Relax. No need to listen carefully. Our menu options never change."

"We've been married thirty five years, Ted. Don't go all introspective on me now."

"We're going to beat this thing apart."

"I'm glad you're open again."

'So push has come to shove...'

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

Women

PastFuture.

John was bck from extended leave, but he hadn't quite got in the swing of things yet.

'Ah, here's your problem - all this spaghetti is real spaghetti.'

'Please don't interupt-we've only got 45 minutes.'

"I miss the free food, but it's nice to get our seat back."

"Visiting hours are over, Mrs. Glenborn."

"His life was hanging by a thread, and then somebody fed him the bean burrito."

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."