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"I'm glad you're open again."

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

Mimi's final scene

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"I find wearing a mask helps."

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

"We're going to beat this thing apart."

"Don't worry, he's improving. We'll have him up and cursing the government again."

"You have reached the Office of Status Quo. Relax. No need to listen carefully. Our menu options never change."

"We've been married thirty five years, Ted. Don't go all introspective on me now."

'Ah, here's your problem - all this spaghetti is real spaghetti.'

'Please don't interupt-we've only got 45 minutes.'

"I miss the free food, but it's nice to get our seat back."

Rip van Winkle goes back to the office/

"Visiting hours are over, Mrs. Glenborn."

"His life was hanging by a thread, and then somebody fed him the bean burrito."

"This is Miss Jones, Doctor - I want you to cheer her up. She's been through hell recently."

"It's a 'Get well or else!' card from your boss."

'If she doesn't get well do I get a refund?'

"It's great to be back. I was going a little stir-crazy working all across the country from home."

Pull Grandma's Plug...

"Would you like me to leave room for us to get back together?"

'Life size enlargements done here.' - 'Do my pictures of the pyramids please.'

The Last Throes of Summer and Real Life.

Hospital balloons.

"Get me this! Get me that! Get me..."

Pianist wearing face mask.

Post-Pandemic Party

Lockdown: Where every day is just like the last."

'Let's welcome Tina back from two weeks in Hawaii, and hope this phase passes soon.'

"Welcome home. Oh, and that automatic cat feeder... niiiice!"

I can't put my finger on it Philip...but since you came back from the safari you've been different.

Sadie's sick. Right. With laryngitis. Maybe something worse. She's got spots on her larynx. They did a biopsy. Oh no. She's in her 80s. She's planning for the worst. In case I die, I want you to know I don't like you. Just respect me.

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