Transition Tactician Pillows

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

Carrot VS Stick

Safest Airline in The World

ISIS needle in a haystack.

Human males marking territory.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

"Don't worry Sir, you're not the first person to ask for a refund and you probably won't be the last!"

"3 ounce liquids! Get your 3 ounce liquids here! Approved and ready for screening! 3 ounce liquids!"

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.'

"It has come to my attention that there's a traitor in our midst."

'That's right, I'm offering you faint praise. I'm feeling magnanimous today.'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

Stone Age

They're inflatable trade barriers!

Wi-Fi password?

'Cap'n, why's the enemy fire so accurate after we deployed the smoke screen?'

What happened to your market share? Let me peel the 'Made In China' sticker off my new crystal ball and I'll tell you.

Chess Chef

GREENLAND

Helms Burton Titulo III

'I'm very concerned about the surveillance society.'

US Imports and Exports

Modi visits France