Transit Trekker Pillows

'This is going to take me a while.'

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

Nature Lovers

School trip little porters.

Future Tents

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

'How come they know where we are when we don't.'

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"You're doing great - keep it up."

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

"Hey. . . in use!"

'I need to lose enough pounds to take a thirty-five meal cruise!'

'Uh, we do have tenure, don't well?

"Courtney: Raised by hamsters"

Speed enforced by really slow walkers.

"We don't have a gym, but your parking space is six miles away."

"Well Carter, according to the map, this is where the Rainforest begins."

'I got the idea from the parks department.'

'Says here that if you meet a bear in the woods, never try to outrun it!'

Have you seen the other tent pole?

"My husband and I have been unsuccessful in booking our holiday over the internet"

A woman rides a treadmill as she chases a cookie jar on a refridgerator.

'About this trip to the Amazon jungle...I want my money back!'

'Oh, great! We've been going round in right-angled triangle.'

"I thought this was a little heavier than usual."

Champagne area.

'We have to shorten all depot platforms, we misconvernted inches into centimeters and designed the train too wide.'

Stuck in the stile.

Mountaintop Dessert

City Hike