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"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"We'll always have couples therapy."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

Pharaoh Cocoon

Caterpillar Portrait

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

"And when you realized it was the wrong tree, why do you think you kept barking up it?"

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

'The Grand Jury doesn't understand me...'

"Do you want to save changes?"

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

'My wife's therapist doesn't understand me.'

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

"I feel used."

"But it would be rude to raise taxes on my friends."

"This isn't a bad time to be out of touch with reality."

'Of course you're not a failure... you can afford my fees can't you?'

"I know marriage is a partnership, but I didn't realise I'd be the silent partner."

Introverted Chair

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

"I prefer your early pieces."