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"I wonder what odds you would have got for that happening?"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"We'll always have couples therapy."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

Pharaoh Cocoon

Caterpillar Portrait

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

"And when you realized it was the wrong tree, why do you think you kept barking up it?"

'The Grand Jury doesn't understand me...'

"Do you want to save changes?"

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

'My wife's therapist doesn't understand me.'

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

"I feel used."

"But it would be rude to raise taxes on my friends."

"I prefer your early pieces."

'He looks set in his ways, but I can change him.'

"This isn't a bad time to be out of touch with reality."

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

"I know marriage is a partnership, but I didn't realise I'd be the silent partner."

Introverted Chair

"I was born into the wrong color. I'm not pink, Oh, doc, I'm so depressed..."