Transformation T-Shirts

"Once you go butterfly you'll never go back."

Caterpillar change room.

Caterpillar to butterfly: 'I didn't recognize you after your extreme makeover.'

'I was once a caterpillar like you, then I started to listen to personal improvement tapes and viola, look at me now!'

'You keep promising me you'll change, Reginald, but I haven't got all day!'

Change in imminent

"You're just not the fuzzy caterpillar I fell in love with, anymore!"

Butterfly Competitions

"Don't worry, I've seen this before. In a couple of weeks you'll be a beautiful butterfly."

Yeah, I'm on metamorphosis leave tomorrow: I can't wait!'

John Jacob Jinglehymenoptera Schmitt

So maybe I am an ugly bug, but wait until I emerge from my chrysalis!

Worm finishes building cocoon and phone rings.

'I may be a lump of coal now, but someday I'll be a diamond."

Pharaoh Cocoon

"I don't know...but somehow you've changed, Harold!"

A man with woman's shadow,

'It's spring, you were once a toad, no wonder you're so jumpy!'

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

Man marks at a sign marked 'Neighbourhood Witch Area' - then turns into a frog.

I don't know what you are moaning about! I used to be a snail!

"It doesn't matter how many people tell me I'm beautiful. Inside, I still feel like the fat caterpillar all the other kids teased unmercifully!"

"It's about a bug who wakes up as a human."

Goodbye, "crawl" world!

Department of Transformation

'I am reluctant to offer plastic surgery at this time, Miss Caterpillar: Why don't you let Nature take its course?'

Pupa: 'DARN It!!'

'Does a butterfly remember being a caterpillar?'

"After seventeen years underground, I'm gonna buzz my ass off."

"I had some work done."

"Tell me this is just your mid-life crisis."

"Ed is back from his silent cocoon retreat."

As Gregor Samsa awoke he found his body was still adjusting to daylight savings.

"You've changed."

"I prefer your early pieces."