Transformation T-Shirts

"Once you go butterfly you'll never go back."

Caterpillar change room.

Caterpillar to butterfly: 'I didn't recognize you after your extreme makeover.'

'I was once a caterpillar like you, then I started to listen to personal improvement tapes and viola, look at me now!'

'You keep promising me you'll change, Reginald, but I haven't got all day!'

Change in imminent

"You're just not the fuzzy caterpillar I fell in love with, anymore!"

Butterfly Competitions

"Don't worry, I've seen this before. In a couple of weeks you'll be a beautiful butterfly."

Yeah, I'm on metamorphosis leave tomorrow: I can't wait!'

John Jacob Jinglehymenoptera Schmitt

So maybe I am an ugly bug, but wait until I emerge from my chrysalis!

Worm finishes building cocoon and phone rings.

'I may be a lump of coal now, but someday I'll be a diamond."

Pharaoh Cocoon

"I don't know...but somehow you've changed, Harold!"

A man with woman's shadow,

'It's spring, you were once a toad, no wonder you're so jumpy!'

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

Man marks at a sign marked 'Neighbourhood Witch Area' - then turns into a frog.

Metamorphosis is coming.

I don't know what you are moaning about! I used to be a snail!

"It doesn't matter how many people tell me I'm beautiful. Inside, I still feel like the fat caterpillar all the other kids teased unmercifully!"

"It's about a bug who wakes up as a human."

"I'm open to new things."

Goodbye, "crawl" world!

Department of Transformation

'I am reluctant to offer plastic surgery at this time, Miss Caterpillar: Why don't you let Nature take its course?'

Pupa: 'DARN It!!'

'Does a butterfly remember being a caterpillar?'

She was always an introvert.

"After seventeen years underground, I'm gonna buzz my ass off."

"I had some work done."

"Tell me this is just your mid-life crisis."

"Ed is back from his silent cocoon retreat."