Transformation Philosophers Pillows

"Beetles remain beetles, birds remain birds, dogs remain dogs - why the hell can't we remain caterpillars?"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

The Googler

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

Screen Time vs Book Time

Pharaoh Cocoon

"Will follow you on social media for food."

Mark Zuckerberg

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

"You've changed."

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

'I'd go back if I were you.'

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

"You will bargain away what little integrity you have left for what little job security you can gain."

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

Rodin's THE FEELER

"Wings will be cool, I guess, but I'm mostly hoping the braces and pimples fall off."

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

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'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

"If the headline screams catastrophe, but nobody cares to read it, does it still make a sound?"

'Any chance these are available in paperback?'

"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

"After seventeen years underground, I'm gonna buzz my ass off."