Transfer Season Strategist Prints

"He was always a thug... but he used to be our thug."

The MBA Draft

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"I've just barbecued my head again."

Perils of the double play.

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Let's go over our secret play.'

The Other Cooperstown

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"I love fast break business success."

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

'Every team needs a role player. And your role on this team, Bill, is to sit at that desk and crunch numbers.'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

Baseball Clubhouse Pranks

"Baseball is way too boring - so, we're doing one inning, winner takes all, everybody go home early and live their lives."

'Here's a play my backup QB designed. Everyone goes long and I throw to our opponent.'

'Are you blind ref?'

'Think we should be packing up soon, Hon?'

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

"Marketing hired a golf pro as our spokesperson. Finally, we've got someone on the ball around here."

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

'I hate PowerPoint.'

'He's checking with his agent to see if it's okay to score a try!'