Transfer Market Fanatic Pillows

Annual pursuit of free agents in the off-season.

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

UK/US Free Trade Deal

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

'Today, the dollar gained against the euro, pound, yen, yuan, the Picasso, Degas, and the Warhol.'

It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

"Down here, greed is totally unregulated."

All right, if it will make you feel better, I'll call you my BFF.

The bluebird of happiness remains bullish: 'BUY! BUY! BUY!'

'Pingree FUNDS, inc'

'It was the best of investment times, it was the worst of investment times...' (A Tale of Two Markets).

Farmers Market. These fresh vegetables are phenomenal! It's uncanny!

'I believe honesty is the best policy.'

Theresa May tries to renegotiate one last time

Cuba open to foreign investment

'I'm in equities and mutual funds. You?'

Brexit 'Deal'...

"Whoa, dude...what happened to you...?"

"It's not the gambling debts, he's just checked how much his shares are worth now."

The Pursuit of Free Agents in the Off-Season is too a Sport

'We're going to put you under. Start texting backwards from 10...'

'Want a good full back?'

'Cool! Thanks to our opposable thumbs, we can send SMS messages...'

EU

"He died doing what he loved best...texting."

When we're old, I hope we don't just sit there not texting other people.

"He was always a thug... but he used to be our thug."

"Curiouser and curiousers."

Arsene Wenger dusting off incoming transfers book.

Ivanka & Justin

"No, I don't want to buy any individual stocks. You should know that girls just want to have funds."