Merger Fanatic Pillows

"We're letting you go. I know I said the merger of our two companies was a win-win, but I meant win-win for me!"

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!'

"They've agreed to the merger, the sticking point is who is swallowing who?"

"So far it doesn't look like a hostile takeover."

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

"Nobody wants to merge with us."

Business Partners' vows

"I always cry at mergers."

"Here's the problem."

Blend Schools

Futuristic Teenagers.

'The buildings are merging.'

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

'This has been a test. Had this been an actual corporate takeover...'

"We're a cable giant, you're a cable giant."

Company Share Price - "The god news is we've become a very attractive takeover target, sir."

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'How dare you accuse me of sinking this company?'

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

Teaching evolution in the business schools.

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"How does this sound: 'Single, nearly solvent company seeks relationship with like-minded, prosperous multinational.'"

"I've been working remote so long I didn't know my company has been bought and sold three times."

'Just sign your approval for the heliport and we can both go about our business.'

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

'Our only hope is a merger so we can become too big to fail.'

'I hate these non-hostile takeovers...'

"So many acquisitions lately ... should we be worried?"

'Pingree FUNDS, inc'