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Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Pina Coladas

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

Sea weed harvest.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Going to Sea.

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

Distractions.

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

The Imperfect Storm

"Get those decks cleaned you swabs!..."

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

On Holiday

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

"It's the Coast Guard - they want to know how many life-jackets we have onboard."

High tide.

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

'Boat Launch'

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."