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Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Pina Coladas

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

Sea weed harvest.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Going to Sea.

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

The Imperfect Storm

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

Distractions.

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

"Get those decks cleaned you swabs!..."

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

High tide.

On Holiday

'Boat Launch'

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."