Tranquil Teaser Prints

"Shh, listen! The sound of my voice."

Snowprov

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

Yoga.

"Showoff"

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

"It is my place!"

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

When Buddha came to nirvana.

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

"Your honor, I intend to put the system on trial."

Woman Bishop with vacuum cleaner. Vicar saying 'It's to appease the traditionalists.'

Muzak's Top 10

"Behold my perfect window of existence, when I'm neither trying to wake up nor falling asleep."

'Stop annoying the dog Andrew!'

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

'Phew! What a day! I almost lost my aura of supreme tranquility.'

Meditation Center

Working from Om

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

"Is something bothering you?"

Go away

'The Only Time it's Okay for a Man to Think about Nothing.'

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

'Bottle nose! Bottle nose!'

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

'That's old Goopta - he decided to quit at the top of his game.'

"I used to work for a pirate, but I had seasickness problems."

And the enchanting sound of running water.