Trampolining Gifts

Man using a trampoline to reach and prune a tree.

Trampolining fun.

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

Trampoline Roller Paint

'Well my Mom made me wear it, so she could distinguish me from six when we're jumping.'

Trampoline Balance

Oops

"Actually Bob was going to quit his apartment above the trampolinists' training room, but then he met Wilma..."

Trampoline under Lover's Leap sign.

"She found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline. She hit the roof."

"I think I should have got them a bigger trampoline."

Late Bloomers

Late Bloomers

'As a trampoline salesman, my life is one long up and down...'

Baiting a trampolene with cake.

Library: section Gymnastics.

'Levitation my foot! - He's got a TRAMPOLINE over there!'

"Now I have a signal. Now I don't. Now I do..."

"A trampoline? Why would you want a trampoline?"

"In retrospect, the trampoline park was a bad idea!"

Diving int the Maze.

"What I admired most about Bill was his 'Can Do' attitude..."

Fish Trampoline

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

"They bought it for us, right?"

"So much for our cave diving, someone's fly-tipped a trampoline!"

"Tyler! You know the O'Haras don't return anything that lands in their yard."

'Virgil is on the gymnastics team.'

(You're cutting in and out.)

Humpty dumpty and the cow who jumped over the moon

"Dear Joe and Heather, Please excuse the hospital stationary, but I wanted to thank you for inviting me to your roller blading/backyard trampoline/pommel horse party...."

Trampoline

Artist studies trampolinist.

Wordplay: Trampoline.

"...but how do we know he's the peeping tom sarge?"