Training Addict Mugs

Fitness Centre: Out for a Run Back in 3 Hours

Treadmillstone

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

Overjumpers

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

'I fetch, but it hasn't helped my career any.'

The Workaholics Building

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

Book market

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

STRIP *Community Care * Squeezing it all in before lunch

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

'Hey, dad, I taught the dog to sit!'

"Joyce Carol Oates seems to have no trouble coming out with book after book."

"Do as many study days as you can."

"A workshop will be offered on the topic of decision-making....I could possibly take part....o the other hand...."

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"

'Needs more challenge.'

The Neuro — The First Official Worldwide Currency

Portrait finish.

She provided customer service training to a diverse audience.

"We walked him a lot when he was a puppy. . . now he walks us."

Trilby - 'A human nightingale'.

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

"It's not for soaking your feet. . . it's a bed pan."

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

Mt. Everest gifts.

"We put him in the field but it didn't help."

"Don't worry dude, that's not the intercom, here, give me the manual."

Mrs Dellarosa will teach us a catch tune about how to use the new copier.

Man at top of corporate ladder destroying rungs.

Executive board meeting discussing new training strategy.