Training Addict Mugs

Fitness Centre: Out for a Run Back in 3 Hours

Treadmillstone

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

Overjumpers

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

'I fetch, but it hasn't helped my career any.'

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The Workaholics Building

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

STRIP *Community Care * Squeezing it all in before lunch

Corporate Success

Book market

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

'Hey, dad, I taught the dog to sit!'

"Joyce Carol Oates seems to have no trouble coming out with book after book."

"Do as many study days as you can."

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

"A workshop will be offered on the topic of decision-making....I could possibly take part....o the other hand...."

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"

'Needs more challenge.'

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Portrait finish.

"We walked him a lot when he was a puppy. . . now he walks us."

She provided customer service training to a diverse audience.

"It's not for soaking your feet. . . it's a bed pan."

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

Trilby - 'A human nightingale'.

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

Mt. Everest gifts.

"We put him in the field but it didn't help."

"Don't worry dude, that's not the intercom, here, give me the manual."

Executive board meeting discussing new training strategy.

Mrs Dellarosa will teach us a catch tune about how to use the new copier.