Winning Addict Mugs

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

'Guess what? I won again.'

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

"Not fair! Being really into movies is my thing!"

The Invention of the Wheel

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

Treadmillstone

Book market

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

'In an unexpected development, an illegal alien won 'American Idol.''

'Hey, you could get arrested for doing stuff like... Oh, you ARE getting arrested.'

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

"Joyce Carol Oates seems to have no trouble coming out with book after book."

"What we are looking for is some exciting advertising about our product."

"The doctor's running late. Feel free to catch up on your binge watching with our waiting room TV."

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

Portrait finish.

"I stole a smart car and it took me straight to the police department."

Computer Gamers.

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

Trilby - 'A human nightingale'.

Mt. Everest gifts.

'This is the 20th car you've bought this month. So, I've checked you into a car-addiction program.'

Sherlock Holmes.

"Take away their Game Boys!"

I advertised In What Cow Magazine.

"Take it easy—that's just Lynn back with the orange juice."

Stolen Crime Books.

No Texting

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