Trainee Solicitor Mugs

'Trainee solicitor, please help.'

"I'd say you're ideally suited to be a solicitor, Mr Henshaw Henshaw Hanshaw and Spratt."

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

"After I graduate middle school, high school and college, I'll go to law school to get you out of this. But I want my retainer now."

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

'Oh don't mind him - he's just a great big teddy bear.'

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

'I was a junior doctor when I started this shift.'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

"I can't find my box of magic tricks. Have you seen it?"

'Great. Another trainee lawyer.'

Orthopedics. Pediatrics. Stuff they never taught your in nursing school.

"While your lesson plans were perfect, and your bulletin boards were terrific...your classroom management skills need work!"

Manager reading The Little Trainee That Could: 'I think I can, I think I can...'

"Do I have to pay the plaintiff the same amount again for each rerun of my case on TV?"

'So let this be a lesson to you Courtney, 'there's no people like showpeople!''

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

NHS application system: 'Let me in! I'm a Junior Doctor!'

'Virtual patient.'

"It's not for soaking your feet. . . it's a bed pan."

STRIP Hambone: Training wheels on a computer

'He still hasn't got the hang of it.'

"Oh, don't worry. Typical beginner's mistake."

"Nothing beats the thrill of operating beyond one's competence."

Survey says there are still a quarter of trainee GPs to stay in full-time clinical work

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

'Yeah, I've got the new guy working on table wines. He seems to be getting the hang of it.'

"I know you're new to the job, Ms. Jones, but the correct term is 'stat'... not 'move your ass'!"

'If you're so easily grossed out, why did you go to medical school?'

'Our clientele is middle class; you know, your average Joe-750ml.'

"Trainee Baristas Queue Here"

Do as many study days as you can

"But the good news is that if you get a life threatening illness...then you'd get a decent payout."

'Or there's a budget treatment with one of our trainees...'