Train Timetable Predictor Gifts

Old Moore's Timetable

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Carefree luggage.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

A trevor of trainspotters

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'Have you been waiting long?'

Succession 2

"Well did he?"

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

The Little Engine That Wouldn't

Latest Railway Marvel.

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

The next fast train has gone.

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

Sushi Train Set.

Run from the hills!

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

You read me a story about a workaholic little engine, and you expect it to make me sleepy?

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

"The little engine that shoulda coulda woulda."

"Open up for the choo-choo train!"

Horse five to win, unless they change the jockey.

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