Train Driver Mugs

"Could you ask the driver to slow down we're trying to film 'Great Railway Journeys' here.

"Beige Marks and Spencer anorak, elasticated cuffs, fully enclosable hood...I don't believe I've got that one"

'Yup, you got a training wheel 'til you're used to running on one track.'

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

Channel rail link.

"Working from home was a great idea in theory, but it probably wasn't a great idea to let the drivers do it!"

Train

Rodin's Tram Driver

"Hold on, I'm coming to a tunnel."

'He used to be a train driver.'

'The strike was cancelled 'cos the drivers couldn't get home.'

Cogito, ergo sum.

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story

'Is this what you call training?'

"Excuse me driver, but your guard is stuck in the doors!"

Train

"I can't talk John, I'm on the train" ... "Hi John..talk to me"

A delay of train drivers

'Most of all I like sleeping on the train...the trouble is I am the driver.'

"John always fancied being a train driver."

"Ridiculous..a couple of leaves on the line and it grinds to a halt..."

"I don't think you need to worry about being late! After all, it's you who drives the train!"

'Is this the narrow gauge track or a standard gauge track?'

"I put my 2p on the line yesterday, and it's still not squashed!"

"My girlfriend's a train driver!"

I love Trains!

"I'm going to be late dear. I think the train driver's rubber-nosing again."

Dangerous side effects of fare increases: 'Take me to Kings Cross and no stopping!'

Train off the tracks.

"I guess we should exchange insurance."

"Bad news. The train drivers want parity with Sue Gray."

'Oh dear! They are not going to believe this.'

'Mind you, I still get the urge to pop out and shoot a rat or two from time to time.'

"Lexington Avenue? It's a couple of blocks that way."

Clickety Clack! Clickety Clack!