Train Conductors Mugs

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

"..We're going to attempt to commute into London by train."

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

Solar Storm Expected!

Commuting with Sardinetrack - 'Coo, don't they pack us in?'

Snakes on a Train

'I've invented a device for making people late for work.'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

A Symphony of Penguins

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

Felix Mendelssohn

No Elgar!

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

Orchestra.

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

Taking a peek at the audience

"Bravo!"

Allegro con molto espresso

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

Packed like sardines

Frederic Chopin

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

Malcolm Sargent

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

The Little Engine That Wouldn't

Latest Railway Marvel.

Sir Edward Elgar