Trailblazing Communicator Mugs

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

Ninedency: A budding tendency

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

Direct Marketing...

"Dad's got a promotion. How can now mute middle management."

"I'm fascinated by body language."

Wordplay: Export.

Target your message

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels like text messaging?'

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

"Those are wonderful insights jack but we're, Looking for actual ideas."

You can't fool all of the people all of the time, especially with our advertising budget.

"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

Time for speeches

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

We can do ANYTHING if we all work TOGETHER.

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

"I can't remember, did you text me, call me, tweet me, email me, or just tell me about it?"

When it comes to texting, she's all thumbs.'

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

"I appreciate succinct memos, Phillips, but stop writing them all in Haiku!"