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Misery Lit next to a Samaritans hotline.

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

"...it's another metal detector."

"Is this a dagger I see before me?"

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

Please Wait and wait and wait.

"Hints of migrant workers on the nose."

Octopi a la mode.

The Schematic map of Miss Mathilda's afternoon assortment box of Bonbons

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

'We first met here - when I was doing your job.'

Two boys rehearsing,

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

"The diet section is located next to the snack bar."

"I'm always tempted by the more esoteric flavors- if only out of pity."

"Just don't swallow any. What we're wallowing in is Hi-Density Syntha-Soil Fabricated Mud."

'Don't get too excited, I made the same mistake when I first arrived: It's plastic...'

'How about a few of the pretty pink and yellow ones today, dear.'

Ice Cream Cone Ladder

'. . . of course, batteries are not included.'

'How are you enjoying the ups and downs of equatorial swimming?'

"I knew I didn't need the Death by Chocolate."

Devils and Angels

Evil Personified $1.00

"Come to the dark side."

'It's okay - they're VITAMIN-ENRICHED chocolates!'

Book Burp

"Finding coins under your couch cushions doesn't count as finding buried treasure."

"Just trying to get in on that whole 'farm-to-table' thing..."

Latest: Delia loves apples.