Traffic Tormented Prints

"Is it me or is the commute to work getting worse?"

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Quality Control

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

One way only.

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

Unrest Area.

The Forever Stamp

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'I'm going to be a little late.'

'Great! Now we're getting pulled over! I TOLD you that was a lint trap back there, but did you listen? Noooo!'

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

Have Horns Venn

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'