Traffic Terminator T-Shirts

"Big doings downtown."

Thru versus Through Traffic

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Quality Control

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

Unrest Area.

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

The Forever Stamp

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

Snail crossing

"I see the man who invented autocorrect has died."

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

At the gallery of Fine Art.

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

Road work next 15 years.

'In future a reg number will suffice, ok.'

A Deer Traffic Warden.

'Deer and Game Crossing'.

Leaving New York

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

"Go already! Stop letting them in! Just think of yourself!!"

Desert Island Roundabout

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

'Don't worry mother, he'll be alright in London with that introduction letter to a traffic warden.'