Traffic Terminator Mugs

"Big doings downtown."

Thru versus Through Traffic

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Quality Control

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

Unrest Area.

The Forever Stamp

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

"I see the man who invented autocorrect has died."

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

Snail crossing

At the gallery of Fine Art.

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

Road work next 15 years.

'In future a reg number will suffice, ok.'

'Don't worry mother, he'll be alright in London with that introduction letter to a traffic warden.'

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

'Don't start an argument - you know how you hate intravenous feeding.'

Leaving New York

"Go already! Stop letting them in! Just think of yourself!!"

Viet Nam: Highly Contagious Variant

Desert Island Roundabout

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

"I realise that you're trying to impress your new employers on your first day, dear. But, this is our car!"