Traffic Situation Comic Mugs

'Blow into this, please sir.'

Laughing Zone Ahead

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

'It's a slow trap.'

"Hey! Buddy! This is an interdimensional 4/3π way stop!"

Slow, Men at Work.

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

Snail Crossing.

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

"The worst mimes are those who pretend to wash your windshield, yet expect to get paid."

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

Move to Arizona.

Motorway lane for 'Pricks and idiots only'.

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

"It will be your job to create major delays."

Digital Communication.

Car driver in bus lane: 'But I am a bus driver officer, it's my day off.'

Desert crawler sees cactus holding speed camera.

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

'Ultra High Occupancy Lane, 300 Persons per Car.'

'There's a delay on the expressway: A truck loaded with peanut butter is spread across three lanes causing a traffic jam.'

Cars and Bed of Nails

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Goats.