Traffic Humor Enthusiast Mugs

'It's a slow trap.'

Cranky pedestrian.

Desert crawler sees cactus holding speed camera.

Don't walk. Walk.

15 min parking: 'That's not fair. It will take me 15 minutes just to park.'

Water Cannon

Sven the Roadside Worker

Snail Crossing.

'We've got to stop chasing ambulances that are backing up!'

Laughing Zone Ahead

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

Traffic Jam

"Hey! Buddy! This is an interdimensional 4/3π way stop!"

Give Way To Cyclists

Slow, Men at Work.

'Don't tell me you weren't speeding back there. When you drove by me, all I could see was a blur.'

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

"So this is the secret to the start of labour!"

Toad roadkill.

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

How come Mercury gets the car pool lane? He's alone and we've got all these moons!

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

"The worst mimes are those who pretend to wash your windshield, yet expect to get paid."

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

Move to Arizona.

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

Right Lane Must Hit Tree