Traffic Humor Aficionado Mugs

Push for Disco...

Laughing Zone Ahead

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

'It's a slow trap.'

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

Traffic Jam

Do not pass.

"Hey! Buddy! This is an interdimensional 4/3π way stop!"

Give Way To Cyclists

Slow, Men at Work.

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

Toad roadkill.

Snail Crossing.

"The worst mimes are those who pretend to wash your windshield, yet expect to get paid."

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

Move to Arizona.

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

Right Lane Must Hit Tree

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

Digital Communication.

Car driver in bus lane: 'But I am a bus driver officer, it's my day off.'

Desert crawler sees cactus holding speed camera.

'There's a delay on the expressway: A truck loaded with peanut butter is spread across three lanes causing a traffic jam.'

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"