Traffic Signals Mugs

"So this is the secret to the start of labour!"

Dance Crossing

'High Five!'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Dog Crossing

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"So why do you think it's so hard to let others in?"

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

If traffic signs were used in everyday life...

Nice park. . .

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

"Shoulder work ahead"

At the gallery of Fine Art.

Baby in Trunk.

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

'I'm afraid we need someone with a little more backbone for this position.'

Give Way To Cyclists

'Can't you read?'

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Zero gravity ahead.

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

What the sign said: 60 max. What you saw: Go man!

'Let me through! I'm an intern!'

Traffic Sign

Speed laws occasionally enforced.

"I've only had eighteen pints and can drive perfectly well osifer...why don't you go and arrest some real criminals?!"

"So tell me what's your sign?"

Climb to Safety in Case of Alien Invasion

Slow, merge left, resume speed, stop, stay, sit, roll over, good boy!