Traffic Signals Mugs

"So this is the secret to the start of labour!"

Dance Crossing

'High Five!'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Dog Crossing

Cupid paints Stop sign

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"So why do you think it's so hard to let others in?"

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

Nice park. . .

If traffic signs were used in everyday life...

Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

At the gallery of Fine Art.

"Shoulder work ahead"

Baby in Trunk.

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

Zero gravity ahead.

'Can't you read?'

'I'm afraid we need someone with a little more backbone for this position.'

Give Way To Cyclists

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

Road signs of Aging

What the sign said: 60 max. What you saw: Go man!

'Let me through! I'm an intern!'

Traffic Sign

Slow, merge left, resume speed, stop, stay, sit, roll over, good boy!

"I've only had eighteen pints and can drive perfectly well osifer...why don't you go and arrest some real criminals?!"